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NO KINGS. JUST CHAOS. T-Shirt | Satirical Streetwear Tee
A bold vintage-style satire tee for anyone who prefers chaos over coronation. A rugged, garment-dyed tee that speaks loud without shouting. The muted, lived-in color and soft handfeel come from post-construction dyeing, giving each shirt that broken-in comfort from day one. Front text reads “NO KINGS. JUST CHAOS.” in distressed block type with a scuffed crown — a design that carries the energy of rebellion, late-night brainstorming, and basements where ideas and bands form. Wear it to shows, tabletop nights, or while sketching out plans with friends. The relaxed cut and heavyweight cotton keep it substantial and comfortable, while the tubular knit and double-needle seams mean this shirt will hold its shape through regular wear. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes from S to 4XL so it fits the people who live loud and move freely.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed softness
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric for a substantial, durable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sizes S–4XL (consult size chart)
- Available in 58 colors with a sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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