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Doomsday Joke "Buying One More Share" Garment-Dyed Tee
Features bold gothic lettering declaring "BUYING ONE MORE SHARE BEFORE DOOMSDAY.
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a wry, bold statement in a vintage blackletter typeface — a shirt for people who trade market humor and midnight trades over coffee. The relaxed fit and soft, washed-in color make it feel lived-in from day one. It’s a simple piece that slides into a trader’s or investor’s rotation: worn under a worn denim jacket, layered with a hoodie on the commute, or tossed on for late-night screens and charts. The dark, muted dye and strong white lettering read like an insider’s joke; it’s comfortable, straightforward, and quietly confident — meant for those who live by the hustle but still laugh at the chaos. Works well for casual Fridays, meetups at the local trading floor hangout, or low-key watch parties during big market moments.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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